Holy cow Vs. Jewish Zombie

Ok
I tend to express my religious views as being Hindu.
Im not exactly hindu but thats the viewpioint that most closely matches my own.
I am an exytremely open person though and i believe that all religious convictions are completely false and completely true
Yes this does mean im hypocritical
i prefer to call it Ambiguosly Religious
But yeah
So i support everybody in their own personal religious convictions.
I dont discriminate, I mean i have christian friends, Muslim Friends, Catholics, Satanist, Freemanist, and whatnots, and i love every single one of them.
But you know what i HATE HATE HATE
i mean like really
Its really
a
Horribly
Assinine
Traitorus
Effectation
of mine.

When one religion knocks another religion because one doesn't make sense
No really
Whose to talk

Ok case in point.
I have a crazy fiendish religious friend whosea Catholic, and he was sayoing i shouldnt be Hindu because IT DOENT MAKE SENSE
so im like what?
He's like yeah
Um dont you worsship cows or something
and believe and like 6 billion gods and reincarnation
and all of this illogical stuff
You should like be christian because is so muchg more reasonable

WELL LETS SEE HOW REASONABLE THIS IS:
christity. the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie will give your eternal life if you telepathically make him master of your soul and symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood. The act of doing this will rid your souls of the Impurities that were put there by a rib womaan who was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree that contained all knowledge

Yet im the crazy illogical one
RRRRRRRIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!!
Im not knocking christianity by any means
im just saying
ALL RELIGIONS MAKE NO SENSE
ALL
But it's cool
You just have to accept that there are thing you wilkl never understand
and any way
Every one likes cows
Where else would holy cow come from?

ok rat Traps
I HATE RAT TRAPS
no realy i do
im 150% serious
they are inhumane and totally unnnessecary
I cant even type straight
So heres the story
Basically you know those sticky paper mpuse traps
thats suppose3d to catch mice as they run across?
Basically i saw this happen
it did not catch the mouse
BUt waht it did do is catch the mouse's leg
Basically Before: Mouse with 4 legs
After: Mouse with 3 legs

That HORRIBLE
and then like the cartoon mousetraps
There even worse
I've seen a mouse get trapped by its TOUNGE
i didnt even know mice had tounges before this
But yeah
Imagine being starved to death trapped by your tounge to a metal pole and a peice of wood
Yeah
And i can understand the need to get rid of the mouse
But get this
IT"S YOUR FAULT THEIR THERE
thats right
i said it
YOUR FAULT.
Why
because contrary to popular belief
Mice are not stupid
They go where there's food
And if your houswe is dirty funky and nasty
Then you invited them over wth your filthyness
In fact there helping you clean up
If you just CLEANED YOUR DAMN HOUSe
they'd leave. They wouldnt stay where theres no food
There like the black people at parties.
So yeah
and the other thing
their filthy and carry disease
SO ARE PEOPLE
there are whole hosts of diseases you can catch from people
STD's AIDS, TB, the Cold, The Flu
and you dnt shun them
so really
Be humane
Clean your House