Holy cow Vs. Jewish Zombie

Ok
I tend to express my religious views as being Hindu.
Im not exactly hindu but thats the viewpioint that most closely matches my own.
I am an exytremely open person though and i believe that all religious convictions are completely false and completely true
Yes this does mean im hypocritical
i prefer to call it Ambiguosly Religious
But yeah
So i support everybody in their own personal religious convictions.
I dont discriminate, I mean i have christian friends, Muslim Friends, Catholics, Satanist, Freemanist, and whatnots, and i love every single one of them.
But you know what i HATE HATE HATE
i mean like really
Its really
a
Horribly
Assinine
Traitorus
Effectation
of mine.

When one religion knocks another religion because one doesn't make sense
No really
Whose to talk

Ok case in point.
I have a crazy fiendish religious friend whosea Catholic, and he was sayoing i shouldnt be Hindu because IT DOENT MAKE SENSE
so im like what?
He's like yeah
Um dont you worsship cows or something
and believe and like 6 billion gods and reincarnation
and all of this illogical stuff
You should like be christian because is so muchg more reasonable

WELL LETS SEE HOW REASONABLE THIS IS:
christity. the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie will give your eternal life if you telepathically make him master of your soul and symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood. The act of doing this will rid your souls of the Impurities that were put there by a rib womaan who was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree that contained all knowledge

Yet im the crazy illogical one
RRRRRRRIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!!
Im not knocking christianity by any means
im just saying
ALL RELIGIONS MAKE NO SENSE
ALL
But it's cool
You just have to accept that there are thing you wilkl never understand
and any way
Every one likes cows
Where else would holy cow come from?