Ass Ass Ass

Ok
Heres the story
I was talking one of my hetero friends the other day, and were real cool and all and i happened to mention about how this guy i know has the MOST adorable asses. And hes all like Of course you like his ass Your Gay
Excuse Me?
What is with you Differents a.k.a. heteros and your flagrant analphobia
I cant help that certain people have rather nicely shaped derrieres
But that does not mean im obsessed or that i have any specific designs on it
Im not some rampant anal sex fiend, that is not what being gay means
Its not my central interest in guys
I mean whoever made up the concept of dropping the soap was obviously a disillusioned retard
theres so much more you can do with a standing guy

You differents don't have to worry about me losing control and obsessively humping your rear
If i liked a guy id probably make out with him First of All
If that was ok and he seemed good for me that might evolve into other things involving my complete fascination with the phallic member
But the ass
thats serious
And would take a long long long time for me to go there
And i would have to be seriously interestes
Evn then ... idk

I mean if you really want to know
Im freaked out by the concept of full out Macho man sex
it seems rather. . .
Messy?
So yeah when i dream about sex or look up gay porn(Which i most certainly DO NOT do. . . frequently)
I am not thinking about anal sex
Very Rarely does it even occur to me

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BREAKTHROUGH
Guys are stupid
Maybe in your twisted different minds you equate like this
Straight sex=VAGINA
Gay sex=ASSHOLE
I can see how the misconception can occur as they are in roughly the same area code
But to say that there inter changeable completely misses the point of being gay If i can make such a bold statemnt
Since ive been gay for 12 years of my life longer than mosts athletes careers i can say its pretty safe to say i Like GUYS over ASSHOLES
I mean besides those two i dated back in the 9th grade but thats a different story
But yeah the point is i like guys because there guys
Otherwise to take your limited hetero logic
The only reason you like "chicks" is because the have Vaginas
What
You Do!!
Maybe thas why girls like gay guys then
Because they actually like them as people
and value them for qualities that they dont share with dogs, cats and horses