P.D.A's

Ok another hetero rant
Im in the movies
Its Completely crowded and packed
when i get kicked in the shin
And im like WTF
So i look over to the right where the foot came from
And CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY AND GIRL ARE TOTALLY HAVING A HOT STEAMY MAKE OUT SESSION
Here i am interrupted during my matinee cuz im too cheap o pay full price
trying to get entertainment from watching Angelina on screen again
So you can get a cheap second hand movie theater grope
And this lead me to think
Why are heteros so flagrant with there P.D.A.s
I mean i get citied and glared at just because i hold hands with a guy in the park
This elderbitch even had the nerve to tell me that my bf had better be my brother
i was all like "Um no, this is ho #16, were looking for a public spot to have anal sex so we can educate on how to spread AIDS"
lol
seriously i said that
But My guy was all mad i called him a ho
lmao
but i digress
I dont care if you love her
I dont care if you just want sex
Go do it in your portable mobile home and let me watch wanted
dammit
Angelina actually had a whole paragraph to say